Google’s launched “Real Time Search” and now’s your chance to rank for things you normally wouldn’t using services you probably normally wouldn’t

Let’s just say I’ve been twittering like an obsessed teenager for a few weeks now

Made a script to make it easier on everyone:  Black Hat Digest Real Time Search Twitter Promotion Script

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I’ve been at this a long time and I figured it was time for a few things to just be said – and said simply so newer webmasters can at least be aware of the pitfalls they are going to face.

10. It takes time to rank with SEO.  If you are counting on a website to earn  right away you are going to need to utilize Pay Per Click advertising. (see number 9)

9. Pay Per Click is a great way to donate a couple weeks pay to Google when you don’t know what your doing.  One should not consider this a mistake to learn from.  One should instead consider this your part to keep the technology stocks high!

8. Dumping more money into a failing campaign just because you’ve already spent a couple weeks pay is a great way to repeat number 9.  Read the definition of insanity.

7. Spending small fortunes on “ebooks” about PPC won’t help you avoid number 9.

6. Paying SEO companies doesn’t exclude you from doing number 9. Remember it’s your job to keep Googles stock prices high!  It does however help the SEO company continue with their own practice of number 9.

5.  Search engine optimization is a great way to get visitors to your site.  However, you are dependent on Google for 80 percent of the searchers.  Regretfully they really prefer that you do number 9.

4. Your expenditures of time and money to rank well to avoid number 9 will only last as long as the current algorithm Google is running stays the same.  They track everything you do and will notice if you aren’t repeating number 9 often enough and change it.

3.  You may not have a choice but to continue to do number 9. At some point in time Google will have so much information about you that they may just blackmail the money out of you with out serving ads.  Don’t think your facebook buddies know it all.  Someone else is watching and they REALLY want number 9 to continue.

2.  At some point Google’s motto of “DO NO EVIL” slowly changed meaning.  It used to mean do no evil to anyone.  It changed (somewhere around the ‘we are taking over the world’ phase) to DO NO EVIL TO PEOPLE WITH OUT A COMPUTER – REALLY STICK IT TO ANYONE DOING NUMBER 9.

1.  This thing has been removed because it did not comply with our quality guidelines.  We regret any concerns this may cause you and have added you to the list of people who may never see the number one thing Ed wanted to let you know about PPC and SEO.

I originally posted this here, but felt that it needed to be posted here because it’s just so darned funny.

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That’s right kids…. you to can spend peanuts on setting up your own black mail empire.  It’s easy – just yesterday I soaked a local businessman for $750 dollars and he is begging to give me more money!

O.K. I’m kidding.  There is nothing illegal going on here.  In fact he would have paid me more if I’d asked it.  Every single month I make a good amount of money selling to small business.  It doesn’t take a technical wiz to figure out either – in fact if you are reading this blog post you can do it.

I spend a few minutes each month setting up this little system, and it constantly brings in small amounts even if I never contact a single business.  If I take the time to send out a few e-mails it turns into thousands of dollars.

I’ve made a little report for you that will walk you through the whole process – and I promise it’s pretty easy.

You will need hosting, a few domain names, and the ability to write an e-mail.  The rest of it I walk you through.  I’m even throwing in a free membership to blogsfortraffic.com so you don’t have any technical difficulties (yep – wordpress is as hard as it gets).

It’s not a scam, you aren’t cheating anyone, and there is room for thousands of people to be doing the same thing.  For those of you with technical savvy there is even more money to be made.

I’ve considered giving this away for free – but you know you will barely take the time to read it if you don’t pay for it.  I won’t charge you huge amounts of money for it — and I’ll even let you give it away or sell it to others after you order.

It’s a pdf file – so make sure you save it.  Paypal will redirect you directly to the pdf.  Just save it to your p.c. so you can refer to it later.

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